If you’re a child of the 80’s or, if you’ve ever watched The NeverEnding Story, then you understand my title’s rhetorical nod. Sometimes I feel like I’m drowning in the swamps, not of sadness, but

Calm down. Because, anger and shouting aren’t tools of good parents; they tell the world you’re a lunatic. Out of control and rage-y aren’t a good look, Mom. Dad. We have self-control. God is a